"To Do List: Buy an Axe, Name It Kindness" Viking T-Shirt – Spreading Kindness, One Swing at a Time
For those who take “killing with kindness” a bit too literally, the "To Do List: Buy an Axe, Name It Kindness" t-shirt is the ultimate Viking-inspired to-do list. Forget flowers and compliments—you're ready to get things done the Viking way, with a trusty axe named “Kindness.” This shirt is perfect for anyone who likes their humor sharp and their “kindness” sharper.
Made from premium cotton, this t-shirt offers comfort as you cross “spreading kindness” off your list, one swing at a time. Whether you're chopping down obstacles or just making a point, this shirt keeps things humorous while showing off your Viking spirit.
Features:
- Premium fabric: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort, even when wielding “Kindness.”
- Viking-inspired design with a twist: "To Do List: Buy an Axe, Name It Kindness" brings a whole new meaning to killing with kindness, Viking-style.
- Available in various sizes: Perfect fit for those who like their humor a little dark and their “kindness” a little deadly.
- Great gift: Ideal for Viking fans, lovers of dark humor, or anyone who prefers their to-do lists with a side of chaos.
- Easy care: Machine washable, because swinging an axe named “Kindness” can get messy.
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DesignID: NBB0015
High Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest
point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt
Bust/Width measures across the bust1*
below the armhole, seam to seam
High Point Shoulder Length
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High Point Shoulder Length
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"Fabric: Fine Jersey 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color Heather Gray / 32 singles. 145 grams/4.3oz. Neck: CREW NECK Binding: Set-in Collar 1x1 Baby Rib. Side seamed Label: Tear Away"
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
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| XS | 27 | 17 1/2 |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 1/2 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
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"100% Cotton Sport Grey And Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Safety Colors And Heathers: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 5/8 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22 7/8 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24 1/4 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 1/3 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 | 26 3/4 |
"100% Cotton Safety Colors And Dark Heather: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Sport Grey: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Ash Grey: 99% Cotton | 1% Polyester Rib cuffs Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | BODY WIDTH | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 33.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 35 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 36.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 38 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | - |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 40.5 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| LT | 22 | 32 |
| XT | 24 | 33 |
| 2XT | 26 | 34 |
| 3XT | 28 | 36 |
4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey Fabric laundered Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles for extreme softness Slim Fit please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24 3/4 | 17 1/4 |
| S | 25 | 19 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 20 1/4 |
| L | 26 5/8 | 22 1/4 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 3/4 |
| 2XL | 27 7/8 | 26 1/4 |
| 3XL | 28 1/2 | 28 3/4 |
4.5-ounce 100% ring spun cotton 90/10 cotton/poly (Heather Grey) Missy contoured silhouette with side seam Rib knit 1/2 inch rib knit collar
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 19 1/4 |
| L | 27 | 21 1/4 |
| XL | 28 | 23 3/4 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25 1/4 |
50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey 32 singles for extreme softness Tri-blend has a heather look for all colors Decoration Type: Digital Print
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 1/8 | 15 1/4 |
| S | 26 1/8 | 16 1/4 |
| M | 27 3/8 | 27 1/4 |
| L | 28 | 28 1/4 |
| XL | 28 5/8 | 29 3/4 |
| 2XL | 29 1/4 | 21 1/4 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Doubled lined hood with matching drawstring Softer feel and reduced pilling Double needle cuff and waistband Pouch pocket for extra carry 1x1 rib with spandex"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Set-in sleeves Double needle stitching Double needle cuffs 1x1 rib with spandex Softer feel and reduced pilling"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
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