Dark humor meets killer attitude in this t-shirt featuring the bold quote: "It's only murder if they find a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person. Now come here, I got something to show you." Perfect for those who love to push the boundaries of humor, this tee is all about that edgy vibe. Wear it when you're feeling a little mischievous or just want to keep people on their toes!
Crafted from soft, premium cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. Ideal for fans of dark humor, true crime enthusiasts, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Soft, high-quality cotton for all-day comfort
- Features a cheeky, dark humor quote that’s sure to raise some eyebrows
- Perfect for those who enjoy walking the line between humor and mystery
- A great gift for your friends who love edgy jokes and a little intrigue
Get yours today and have some fun with a bit of dark humor—just don’t blame us for the looks you get!
DesignID: NBB0023
High Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest
point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt
Bust/Width measures across the bust1*
below the armhole, seam to seam
High Point Shoulder Length
Bust/Width
High Point Shoulder Length
Bust/Width
"Fabric: Fine Jersey 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color Heather Gray / 32 singles. 145 grams/4.3oz. Neck: CREW NECK Binding: Set-in Collar 1x1 Baby Rib. Side seamed Label: Tear Away"
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 17 1/2 |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 1/2 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
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"100% Cotton Sport Grey And Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Safety Colors And Heathers: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 5/8 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22 7/8 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24 1/4 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 1/3 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 | 26 3/4 |
"100% Cotton Safety Colors And Dark Heather: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Sport Grey: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Ash Grey: 99% Cotton | 1% Polyester Rib cuffs Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | BODY WIDTH | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 33.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 35 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 36.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 38 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | - |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 40.5 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| LT | 22 | 32 |
| XT | 24 | 33 |
| 2XT | 26 | 34 |
| 3XT | 28 | 36 |
4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey Fabric laundered Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles for extreme softness Slim Fit please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24 3/4 | 17 1/4 |
| S | 25 | 19 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 20 1/4 |
| L | 26 5/8 | 22 1/4 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 3/4 |
| 2XL | 27 7/8 | 26 1/4 |
| 3XL | 28 1/2 | 28 3/4 |
4.5-ounce 100% ring spun cotton 90/10 cotton/poly (Heather Grey) Missy contoured silhouette with side seam Rib knit 1/2 inch rib knit collar
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 19 1/4 |
| L | 27 | 21 1/4 |
| XL | 28 | 23 3/4 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25 1/4 |
50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey 32 singles for extreme softness Tri-blend has a heather look for all colors Decoration Type: Digital Print
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 1/8 | 15 1/4 |
| S | 26 1/8 | 16 1/4 |
| M | 27 3/8 | 27 1/4 |
| L | 28 | 28 1/4 |
| XL | 28 5/8 | 29 3/4 |
| 2XL | 29 1/4 | 21 1/4 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Doubled lined hood with matching drawstring Softer feel and reduced pilling Double needle cuff and waistband Pouch pocket for extra carry 1x1 rib with spandex"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Set-in sleeves Double needle stitching Double needle cuffs 1x1 rib with spandex Softer feel and reduced pilling"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
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