"I Go from Zero to Kill Them All Real Quick" Viking T-Shirt – Patience? Never Heard of It
Why take things slow when you can go from calm to chaos in the blink of an eye? The "I Go from Zero to Kill Them All Real Quick" t-shirt is for those who don’t waste time on small talk when there’s an opportunity for action. Whether you're having a perfectly peaceful day or getting ready to unleash your inner Viking, this shirt captures that moment when you decide it's time to handle things… the Viking way.
Made from premium cotton, this t-shirt is as comfortable as it is fierce. Ideal for those who like to keep people on their toes, whether at the gym, with friends, or plotting their next adventure, this shirt lets everyone know you don’t believe in half-measures.
Features:
- Soft, premium fabric: Built for all-day comfort—because even warriors need to chill before they flip the switch.
- Viking-inspired design with a humorous twist: "I Go from Zero to Kill Them All Real Quick" is the perfect combination of Viking rage and rapid decision-making.
- Available in various sizes: Perfect fit for anyone who's always one step away from going full Viking mode.
- Great gift: Ideal for Viking fans, those with a short fuse, or anyone who likes their action fast and furious.
- Easy care: Machine washable, even after a day of going from zero to full Viking warrior.
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DesignID: NBB0034
High Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest
point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt
Bust/Width measures across the bust1*
below the armhole, seam to seam
High Point Shoulder Length
Bust/Width
High Point Shoulder Length
Bust/Width
"Fabric: Fine Jersey 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color Heather Gray / 32 singles. 145 grams/4.3oz. Neck: CREW NECK Binding: Set-in Collar 1x1 Baby Rib. Side seamed Label: Tear Away"
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 17 1/2 |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 1/2 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
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"100% Cotton Sport Grey And Antique Heathers: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Safety Colors And Heathers: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 5/8 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22 7/8 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24 1/4 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 1/3 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 | 26 3/4 |
"100% Cotton Safety Colors And Dark Heather: 50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Sport Grey: 90% Cotton | 10% Polyester Ash Grey: 99% Cotton | 1% Polyester Rib cuffs Seamless double needle collar Taped neck and shoulders for durability Double needle sleeve and bottom hem Tubular fit for minimal torque"
| SIZE | BODY WIDTH | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 33.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 35 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 36.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 38 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | - |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 40.5 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
"100% cotton, 6 oz Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| LT | 22 | 32 |
| XT | 24 | 33 |
| 2XT | 26 | 34 |
| 3XT | 28 | 36 |
4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey Fabric laundered Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles for extreme softness Slim Fit please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24 3/4 | 17 1/4 |
| S | 25 | 19 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 20 1/4 |
| L | 26 5/8 | 22 1/4 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 3/4 |
| 2XL | 27 7/8 | 26 1/4 |
| 3XL | 28 1/2 | 28 3/4 |
4.5-ounce 100% ring spun cotton 90/10 cotton/poly (Heather Grey) Missy contoured silhouette with side seam Rib knit 1/2 inch rib knit collar
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17 1/4 |
| M | 26 | 19 1/4 |
| L | 27 | 21 1/4 |
| XL | 28 | 23 3/4 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25 1/4 |
50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey 32 singles for extreme softness Tri-blend has a heather look for all colors Decoration Type: Digital Print
| SIZE | HPS LENGTH | BUST 1” BELOW ARMHOLE |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 1/8 | 15 1/4 |
| S | 26 1/8 | 16 1/4 |
| M | 27 3/8 | 27 1/4 |
| L | 28 | 28 1/4 |
| XL | 28 5/8 | 29 3/4 |
| 2XL | 29 1/4 | 21 1/4 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Doubled lined hood with matching drawstring Softer feel and reduced pilling Double needle cuff and waistband Pouch pocket for extra carry 1x1 rib with spandex"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
"50% Cotton | 50% Polyester Set-in sleeves Double needle stitching Double needle cuffs 1x1 rib with spandex Softer feel and reduced pilling"
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
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. This product can be returned or exchanged if it is unworn and unwashed.
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